Me: I am about to Marie Kondo the shit out of my life.
Also Me: I totally need back up sets of character wigs and also these fake mink stoles.
8,4885712 hours ago
Have you heard the new This Might Get Weird? It’s our first live show and, boy, was that shit fun. We cover such hard-hitting topics as Grace’s hatred of Aquaman to my weird day just getting to the podcast… Spoiler alert, that includes a mystery box of wine and a man holding a topiary. Curious? ✔️Link in bio but really it’s everywhere podcasts are found!
5,0263118 January, 2019
Looking at real estate in the South vs real estate in Los Angeles.
18,67014016 January, 2019
Last time I was home in NC, I was Google mapping a restaurant and ended up looking at the street view of the jail a few blocks down. Can you imagine spending one night in jail only for your friend to be late picking you up only for you to then see the fucking GOOGLE STREET VIEW car drive by? This bish had quite the morning!
29,40017715 January, 2019
We had our first live This Might Get Weird and, honestly, I could’ve kept talking for hours. We learned how much Grace fucking hates Aquaman, I argue that ventriloquism is the creepiest hobby for a child to take up, and we explore the wonders of the next-door app. 🙃Thanks for having us @sf_sketchfest 🕶 📸 @photo_robbins
22,5327214 January, 2019
In honor of Grace and I doing our first live podcast in San Francisco tomorrow… Here I am at 15 years old in front of the Grateful Dead house in Haight-Ashbury. Have you ever seen anything more pure ? 💀🌸🎶
UPDATE: I just realized this was 20 years ago. Holy fuck.
46,42221212 January, 2019
Out here crushing Hollywood. Next stop.... reanimated meth head corpse!
25,8401538 January, 2019
We felt all put together having lunch with hot tea instead of booze in a dive bar.... then immediately ordered cocktails when our plates were cleared. Fuck it. This lil tarot reading, Star Trek lovin’ day dream is gettin hitched. 🔮✨💍
11,112205 January, 2019
Grace made her family custom denim jackets for Xmas. Luckily, her beautiful and very-fun-2-drink-tequila-with step-mom, Maureen, has impeccable taste and loves me enough that Grace went and gave me a cameo on the dang thing. Ack! I 🖤this so much.
27,272564 January, 2019
Closing out the year by camping with this hunk...... Beanz is not impressed. 🖤Also, it just started snowing in the desert.
22,4787131 December, 2018
Hit the 🎯 with Xmas in Austin.. thanks to our hosts with the mosts. Dark bars, tacos, live music, and holyshit so many board games that you would think we were all 14 year old boys who’ve never seen a boob..... Also, let it be known that Chip immediately regretted holding the mallet.